insufferablechick:

cooler-kid-on-the-block:

aight cool

can i be the big spoon or

no im the big spoon

oh alright

be gentle though because im a fragile little flower

insufferablechick:

my bed duh

aight cool

can i be the big spoon or

insufferablechick:

you know who im making stay the night

bro
bro is staying 

oh really now

k

where do i sleep

insufferablechick:

It’d been a while since you’d last seen Bro and you were admittedly happy with the fact that he was coming over, even though he only was because of your lack of clothing. What a loser.

Still, you really liked him and for some reason his reasons didn’t bother you all that back. You shove your laptop off your thighs and set it on the table next to your futon, standing up and shuffling over to the door. The locks are unlocked and you pull it open, having a little difficulty because the hinges were sticky or some bullshit, you’d have to talk to the landlord about it or whatever.

“Welcome to Casa Del Strider,” you say, moving over so he can come in. “Don’t touch anything that isn’t yours.”

You decided that it would make you sound a whole lot less lame if you came over under the guise of her lack of clothing — when, in reality, you actually did miss her. Every time you found yourself humming something softly, your mind wandered to when you sang with her, and you were stricken with this overwhelming sense of nostalgia. But you didn’t exactly mind.

You liked her a lot, and you just missed having her around.

Standing before the door of her apartment, you shuffle around on your feet, hands shoved into your pockets and eyes focused on your shoes. You almost looked nervous, though you wouldn’t admit that you were.

As the door begins to open, you look up to her as the usual smirk graces your lips, eyes focused on those familiar shades.

In a matter of seconds, you’re in the door and standing beside her, lifting her up into your arms. You close the door with a foot, smiling over at her before you lean close and press a quick kiss to her lips, then setting her back down.

“Hope I didn’t break any rules,” you chuckle, crossing your arms.

insufferablechick:

cooler-kid-on-the-block:

youre so ridiculous

i know i do my best

you deserve a round of applause

insufferablechick:

same
i am so fucking done im a christmas turkey
ding ding the timers going off

take me out of the oven
because im done 

youre so ridiculous

(Source: cooler-kid-on-the-block)

insufferablechick:

i really did
i fucking said it 

im so done

(Source: cooler-kid-on-the-block)

insufferablechick:

im just gonna chill at weenie hut jrs since its not super or super mega its just fuckin

weenie hut jrs

.. haha you know what i just realized a vagina is a weenie hut
hah
fucking shit 

…

did you seriously just say that

did you 

seriously

i just

i cant

(Source: cooler-kid-on-the-block)

insufferablechick:

cooler-kid-on-the-block:

try super mega weenie hut jrs

its the best

idk man thats kind of pushing the envelope

if you say so

insufferablechick:

do you go to super weenie hut jrs
i dont

i go to plain old weenie hut jrs thats where its at 

try super mega weenie hut jrs

its the best

(Source: cooler-kid-on-the-block)

✂